Jammie Man

You know how when you get up in the morning you change out of your jammies before going out to face the world? No? Maybe it’s just me.

Jammie manI SO don’t want to see your Gargamel

Jammie Man didn’t get the memo either, so he graced the coffee shop in his pajama pants. His Smurf pajama pants.

Let me paint you a picture: 40-something, casual dress shoes, peacoat, receding hairline with a little bald spot, and Smurf pajama pants.

I may not be a fashionista, but I am sharp enough to know that Jammie Man’s wardrobe isn’t conducive to getting some action, if you know what I mean. Maybe I should introduce him to Mr. Horizontal Mambo. Or Smurfette.

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