Lattes and stupid people. What could possibly go wrong?
It’s a fairly common scene: You take your laptop to the coffee shop to get out of the office and work, you start downloading your email and open a couple Web pages, and suddenly the Internet slows to a crawl. Like glacial molasses passing legislation slow. And then you notice the two guys with their … Read more
The human body is a beautiful thing to see, and that’s one of the reasons we use the magic of Google to find us some good porn. Of course, we’re all responsible grown ups here with a good sense of discretion, so we always make sure our hunt for photos that would make our moms … Read more
You know what I think when I’m really tired and need a nap? Let’s go to the coffee shop! I mean, really, what could be more relaxing than taking a nap in a crazy-loud coffee shop? With a computer on your lap. Let’s snuggle. Or snore. Whatevs. Nap Man zonked out and serenaded everyone else … Read more
“Well, we had sex, but I didn’t reveal myself to her physical lover,” he says. No, really. That’s what he said. I swear to God, people, it’s like this guy is begging me to write about him. Let’s get physical  Seems Mr. Horizontal Mambo knows what he wants, and doesn’t have any problem talking … Read more
The word of technology is filled with magic and mystery. It’s a place of wonder and excitement with so many special places to discover, and — Oh! What’s that? Yeah, it seems all you need to keep some people entertained is a laptop, a coffee, and a mediocre Internet connection. OMG! How do they get … Read more
You know where the best place EVAR to look at porn is? In public. In Starbucks. With lots of other people around. Or at least that’s the best place, according to the Public Pr0nster. You can find anything on the Internet! To be fair, the Pr0nster kept his netbook high and tight, so I’m sure … Read more