Lattes and stupid people. What could possibly go wrong?
“My baby is so cute,” she said. “He has the most beautiful eyes.” Everyone in line was fawning over her little boy, and he really was just precious. “So they tried to steal him, and then buy me to be a sex slave, and that’s why we shouldn’t have to pay parking tickets.” Wait, what? … Read more
This woman has a really bad relationship with her boyfriend, and she finally found out all these things she hadn’t been able to get him to say before by chatting with him over Facebook. How do I know, you ask? Because she said so outside the coffee shop on her speaker phone. Facebook & cell … Read more
“…and then he pulled the cord and the motor ripped his fingers right off. Ha ha.” So yeah, How could I not listen in on that? Sometimes dexterity is really important “The doctors sewed his fingers back on, but it didn’t take. They had to cut ’em back off, except for his thumb, so he … Read more
You know what baristas totally love? Hearing about your polyps, lumps and cysts. Especially the cysts. And the Cyst Man? Yeah, he can really project. Guess where it hurts. No, really. “It was big,” he said. “And they wanted me to pay $175 to drain it. Can you believe that? 175 dollars!” “Uh huh,” the … Read more