Parking Mom’s Big Worries

Paranoid Parking Ticket Mom

“My baby is so cute,” she said. “He has the most beautiful eyes.” Everyone in line was fawning over her little boy, and he really was just precious. “So they tried to steal him, and then buy me to be a sex slave, and that’s why we shouldn’t have to pay parking tickets.” Wait, what? … Read more

Squeeze Me, Baby

You know what baristas totally love? Hearing about your polyps, lumps and cysts. Especially the cysts. And the Cyst Man? Yeah, he can really project. Guess where it hurts. No, really. “It was big,” he said. “And they wanted me to pay $175 to drain it. Can you believe that? 175 dollars!” “Uh huh,” the … Read more