Lattes and stupid people. What could possibly go wrong?
This guy walks into the coffee shop and at first I think he’s dropping a couple glasses into the dirty dishes bin near the door, but then I realize he’s actually taking them out. Then he hops in line ready to order his drinks. I guess this guy wanted that refill discount really bad. I’ll … Read more
“…and then he pulled the cord and the motor ripped his fingers right off. Ha ha.” So yeah, How could I not listen in on that? Sometimes dexterity is really important “The doctors sewed his fingers back on, but it didn’t take. They had to cut ’em back off, except for his thumb, so he … Read more
It’s a fairly common scene: You take your laptop to the coffee shop to get out of the office and work, you start downloading your email and open a couple Web pages, and suddenly the Internet slows to a crawl. Like glacial molasses passing legislation slow. And then you notice the two guys with their … Read more
The couple slid closer together and their voices dropped down to little more than whispers. “It’s just there,” he said. “We should take it.” Finders keepers, beyotches! The paper. The. Frakking. Newspaper. He wants to steal the newspaper. “I don’t know,” she says. “I mean, are they really free to take?” “Yeah,” he says. “Why … Read more
The human body is a beautiful thing to see, and that’s one of the reasons we use the magic of Google to find us some good porn. Of course, we’re all responsible grown ups here with a good sense of discretion, so we always make sure our hunt for photos that would make our moms … Read more
You know what baristas totally love? Hearing about your polyps, lumps and cysts. Especially the cysts. And the Cyst Man? Yeah, he can really project. Guess where it hurts. No, really. “It was big,” he said. “And they wanted me to pay $175 to drain it. Can you believe that? 175 dollars!” “Uh huh,” the … Read more