“No, I didnâ€™t bring any books. I have an iPhone.â€ Thatâ€™s how the Light Speed Lover started his college biology tutor session. â€œI think you should consider joining me on a date event,â€ he said. His tutor was so very nonplussed.
Ima wanna date, mmmkay?
â€œLook,â€ his tutor said. â€œYou really need to have your books so we can work on your lessons.”
â€œYeah,â€ Light Speed Lover said. â€œI donâ€™t believe in books. I have an iPhone. I can read them there. But not for very long. Ha ha ha.”
â€œOK,â€ the tutor said. â€œLetâ€™s take a look at the neurological â€””
â€œDid you know that tachyons are theoretical particles that travel faster than the speed of light? They donâ€™t really exist,â€ he said.
â€œSo have you considered my proposal?â€ he asks.
The tutor looks at him with her mouth agape. Maybe Light Speed Lover should work on a little more biology first.