In he walks in an unassuming way, having worked his way across the parking lot to the coffee shop. Then, in response to an out of place bu-deep bu-deep, he pulls a pager out of his pocket and I realize he didn’t just walk across the parking lot. He walked through time.
Pager Man: He comes from the past
He stops, holding his pager out for all to see, then quietly slips it back into his pocket so he can order his coffee and a delicious pastry. And with that, he ducks back out the door and through time… never to be seen again.
Pager Man quietly slips away with his magic pager technology
Pager Man seemed a little surprised at whatever the message was. While it was probably something important like “867-5309,” I’m kind of hoping it was “58008.”
3 thoughts on “Pager Man: Kicking It Old School”
Maybe it was a stock tip, something like 71077345. Buy buy buy!
I hope he’s thinking fourth-dimensionally. I think the parking lot of that Starbuck’s was a mushroom farm in 1985.
I mock those like you who mock those who use classic technology.