Living by the Prime Directive means I can’t interfere with the indigenous life forms in their native habitat.Â That also means I sometimes have to quietly chase the natives to catalog their activities, or to get a pic of the giant-ass smartphone they’re wearing on their wristâ€¦ on purpose.
‘scuze me while I whip this out
Mega Smartwatch Man wasn’t easy to photograph. I followed him out of the coffee shop, down the street and into a fast food joint before I was finally able to get a good shot — which probably says more about me instead of him. I really should seek professional help.
But I digress.
Yes, Mega Smartwatch Man is wearing what has to be the single largest smartwatch in the history of smartwatches. To be fair, he made it himself by slapping a Samsung Galaxy 38 Double Plus Ergo-Swipe Personal Experience PhoneTablet into an arm sport band and popping it on his wrist. But damn, kids, it’s a mega smartwatch!
I so wish a call had come in while I was watching him.
So yeah, Mega Smartwatch Man is stylin’ for the ladies and cruisin’ the fast food joints. Like a boss.
2 thoughts on “Mega Smartwatch Man & His Sexy Mega Smartwatch”
Sooooooo I thought I saw “Belkin” on the strap and well:
So… an armband for a phone, being worn on the arm… but on the lower arm. I’m having trouble deciding if this is creative or just bad.
At least he didn’t have earbuds plugged into it.