High Finance and Frappachinos

The fast moving world of high finance waits for no one, so you make the deals when they happen. Or in this case, you talk really loud on your phone so everyone in the coffee shop knows you can’t count to three or balance your checkbook. Whatever.

Wallstreet mommaI wanna frap an’a new credit card

“Yeah, he brang me the bill soze I could see it,” Wallstreet Momma says. “And now they want more money!”

I really appreciate how she projected so everyone could hear her account number. That’s so coming in handy tonight at the bar.

And talking on your phone while ordering your drink? The baristas totally love that. Keep it classy, lady.

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