Apparently Size Matters

“How was your lunch?” the hostess asked. He gave her a scrunchy disappointed face, did the hand waggle so-so motion, and said, “I guess it was OK, but we were a little disappointed. I expected the sandwich to be longer.” So apparently size does matter.

16 inch guyI kinda wished it was bigger

“You ordered the 16-inch sub, right?” she asked. “We make sure they’re really 16 inches long.”

“Yeah,” he said while measuring imaginary lengths in the air with his hands. “But I thought it was going to be longer. Whatever.”

He sat there with a disappointed look on his face as the hostess moved on. Then his wife shot him a sad and uncomfortable look.

So I guess size matters for her, too.

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