“I have to buy a new car,” he says.
“Why?” she asks.
Dude. Stop talking. Now.
“The electrical system is failing, and it’s cheaper to buy a new car than fix this one,” he says.
“You just have a tail light out,” she says.
“That’s what happens when the electrical system fails,” he says.
“…”
“That’s the problem with women,” he says. “You can’t understand how these things work.”
“I think you’re buying me a new car, and you can get a lightbulb,” she says.
Well played, madam. Well played.
I must use the lessons from this in my own relationships.
I think this guy should start a seminar tour. He knows all the right things to say.
If a man I knew said that to me, I would have slapped him on the side of the head.
Clearly, he is driving a VW.
So, wait. That’s not what to say to woo a woman? Good to know.
Makes me glad I’m a Volvo kind of guy.