“How was your lunch?” the hostess asked. He gave her a scrunchy disappointed face, did the hand waggle so-so motion, and said, “I guess it was OK, but we were a little disappointed. I expected the sandwich to be longer.” So apparently size does matter.
I kinda wished it was bigger
“You ordered the 16-inch sub, right?” she asked. “We make sure they’re really 16 inches long.”
“Yeah,” he said while measuring imaginary lengths in the air with his hands. “But I thought it was going to be longer. Whatever.”
He sat there with a disappointed look on his face as the hostess moved on. Then his wife shot him a sad and uncomfortable look.
So I guess size matters for her, too.