Drink Free Loader, er, Reloader

This guy walks into the coffee shop and at first I think he’s dropping a couple glasses into the dirty dishes bin near the door, but then I realize he’s actually taking them out. Then he hops in line ready to order his drinks. I guess this guy wanted that refill discount really bad.

Drink reloaderI’ll take two sloppy lattes to go

Odds are Cheap Drink Guy isn’t going to get sick from randomly grabbing two used glasses from the dirty dishes bin, but that’s not the point. This is all about social skills, not ripping off the coffee shop, and being just plain gross. Like really, really gross.

If the 20 cent discount is that important to you, Mr. Drink Free Loader Reloader, just let me know. I’ll cover the difference for you.

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