Technology is a beautiful thing. It can bring us together now matter how great the distance that keeps us apart, lets us share those special moments we’d other wise miss, and say those special things that come from the heart. Well, assuming they can actually hear us.
Ima talking louder!
I never work hard to hide the fact that I’m snapping photos of people in coffee shops and most people are so unaware of their surroundings that they never even notice. Blatant Man, however, has a few things he can teach me about sneaking photos of women. No, wait. That’s creepy. He has a few things he can teach me about being creepy.
Ima not takin’ your picture, right?
He shuffles in with that I’m-so-cool-and-dejected look, drops into a chair, lets out a loud sigh and asks, “Did that phone ring?” He points to the candy bar cell phone on the floor, then asks again, “Did that phone ring.” And in that moment I realize that there’s a higher power sending these people to me so I can tell you about them. This is my blessing; this is my curse.
You be watching’ my calls, mmmkay?
The human body is a beautiful thing to see, and that’s one of the reasons we use the magic of Google to find us some good porn. Of course, we’re all responsible grown ups here with a good sense of discretion, so we always make sure our hunt for photos that would make our moms blush is done with at least a little privacy. Or not.
Just doin’ a little… research