Lattes and stupid people. What could possibly go wrong?
You know how when you get up in the morning you change out of your jammies before going out to face the world? No? Maybe it’s just me. I SO don’t want to see your Gargamel Jammie Man didn’t get the memo either, so he graced the coffee shop in his pajama pants. His Smurf … Read more
Real men don’t mess around with girly tablets like the iPad. Apparently they don’t wear sleeves, either. Yeah, I’m bad, and I know it  Butch Tablet Man comes to the coffee shop in a sleeveless shirt in the winter, just like a real man. He wears fingerless driving gloves, too, because man that Ford … Read more
“Yo, yo, Ima gonna sit here soz youz can gets me some food,” he says. “OK, honey,” his mom says. Wait, what? His mom? Ima let you finish… buyin’ me food, mom! I’m all about people expressing themselves, and if your wardrobe helps you do that, good for you. But when your wardrobe becomes a … Read more
Nothing says “I’m the best man for the job” like showing up for an interview wearing a suit, athletic shoes and ankle socks. Cankle Man really drove that point home and no doubt set the fashion world on its ear with his stunning wardrobe choice. The clothes make the man His subtle scent of … Read more
“Everything is just soooo commercial,” Tragically Hip Boy says in his best Beiber-esque squeak. Then he takes a sip from his uber-vente caramel frappuccino, extra whip. Ima want some frap! Like all tragically hip boys that disdain just how commercial the world had become, Tragically Hip Boy sports only the finest pleather jacket with faux … Read more
You know how there’s a dress code in restaurants? No shirt, no shoes, no service? For guys, it turns out they kind of expect us to wear pants, too, despite the liberating feeling that comes along with leaving the leg gear at home. Behold, Ass Boy Ass Boy, however, apparently didn’t get just how the … Read more