â€œIâ€™ve got some great ideas for your website,â€ he said. â€œWhat you need is something like this site that UberSite Design made.â€ Itâ€™s always great to have examples to show your prospective clients. Donâ€™t worry. This is about to go horribly wrong.
Dude. Lemme sell you Web sites way better than mine.
Prospective Client Guy says, â€œI think Iâ€™d like to â€””
Site Design Guy cuts him off and says, â€œNo, what you need is this thing that UberSite Design does.”
â€œOh, OK,â€ PCG says. â€œWhat I want is this menu and search thing that slides.”
â€œNo problem,â€ SDG says. â€œHereâ€™s how they do it at UberSite Design. We can make it look something like they do.”
PCG opens his mouth to speak, but SDG cuts him off. â€œHereâ€™s another example of what UberSite Design does. We can do something like that for you, too.”
â€œYeah,â€ PCG says. â€œMaybe I should just call UberSite Design. Do you have their number?”
Maybe UberSite Design should send Site Design Guy a fruit basket.