You know what totally rocks? When people who clearly have no clue tell baristas how to do their job. And by “rocks,” I mean, “Hey, you! Out of the gene pool!”
I don’t know what the drink is, but you’re doing it wrong.
Drink Master Lady starts with the usual litany ofÂ “What’s a carmel macchiato,” and “What’s a carmel Frappuccino?” Then moves on to the heavy hitters like “How much does that cost?”
And then it happens: “That’s not how you make my drink.”Â Because, you know, if you don’t know what a drink is, or how much it costs, you’re clearly coffee shop management material.
Oh, Drink Master Lady, maybe you can help me plot interplanetary trajectories, too, because you totally have it going on.
No, really. I feel so much safer knowing Drink Master Lady is on the job.
Shout out to my brave little minion B for snapping this awesome photo.