“I have to tell you about this amazing book,” she says. “The woman dies, and it’s so tragic. The story is from the dog’s point of view.” I can’t hardly wait to dive into that book.
It’s a story… from a dog! You’ll love it!
“Oh, man,” he says, burying his face in his hands. “Are you kidding me?”
“No, really,” she says. “The author is psychic, so she knows what she’s doing. It’s really accurate!”
I can’t stop thinking about how Old Yeller could’ve been even more traumatic if it had been told from the dog’s perspective. So much therapy. So. Much. Therapy.
On the upside, at least we know this story is accurate because the author has an in with the dogs.
But I digress. The man politely nodded and smiled while she waxed poetic about the story, making hollow promises to read it some time. And now I wonder if the psychic dog story author saw conversations like this one coming.