Silver-tongued Devil

“I have to buy a new car,” he says.

“Why?” she asks.

Once again, man proves he's waaaaaay stupid compared to womenDude. Stop talking. Now.

“The electrical system is failing, and it’s cheaper to buy a new car than fix this one,” he says.

“You just have a tail light out,” she says.

“That’s what happens when the electrical system fails,” he says.

“…”

“That’s the problem with women,” he says. “You can’t understand how these things work.”

“I think you’re buying me a new car, and you can get a lightbulb,” she says.

Well played, madam. Well played.

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