Indoor Plumbing 101
“You see, there’s the two places. Well, rooms, actually. It’s set up so there’s one for men and one for women,” he says. “You use the one for women.” So apparently this man thinks his wife has never used a public restroom. Ever.
Ima tell you how toilets work
“So anyhow, they have a toilet and sink so you can wash your hands. You should do that, you know,” Indoor Plumbing Man says.
She looks at him as if he has a penis growing out of his forehead and says, “Do you really think I haven’t ever used a bathroom before?”
“Well, I –”
“Stop,” she says.
I’m with her, Indoor Plumbing Man. Just stop.
Well, unless you know something about the magic that makes water come out of the faucet.